#like… what

[ozzo-the-wozzo]

Trying to explain Adrien’s subplot in miraculous to anyone but it’s literally just this:

[anauro]

I’m sorry what

[yubnubforhire]

I feel like I hallucinated this entire music video

[thesungod]

Funniest part about Riordan's portrayal of Hyacinthus to me is how heavily he's associated with the hyacinth flower. He's holding it in art and it's the color of his eyes and they grow in Cabin 7 and Apollo hugs them... but the modern day hyacinth isn't the flower his myth is talking about: the real hyacinth is actually the larkspur. They're similar (both have the curls and violet hues Hyacinthus was said to have) but only the larkspur has the specific petal markings the myth refers to- they resemble the Ancient Greek word for "alas". It's backed up by the fact that Apollo's sacred stone, which was also meant to honor Hyacinthus, was lapis lazuli. The Pythia was required to wear a necklace made of it, and it matches the color of larkspurs, not hyacinths. Rome interpreted the stone to be sapphire and the flower to be iris, since the Greek term "hyacinthine" is used to describe curls and/or a deep blue-violet hue, so it technically fits. I don't know why everyone got it wrong but I needed Apollo in THO to look around and go hm. These are NOT the hyacinths I made for Hyacinthus

i know you’re joking

[the-woman-who-reads]

The Keke Palmer situation is insane purely for the fact that in his ideal world this man really wanted the general public to shame the mother of his child

[hwalilac]

You're a minor that writes smut? Ew 🤢

1. Did you even look at my “About Me”? Not even sure where you got this from… 😂

2. There is an incredible amount of minors on the internet writing smut. Literally just go on Wattpad. I personally have no problem with 15/16/17 year olds reading or writing smut. Idc but I did the same when I was a kid. Most people did. Minors are not immune to sexual content, nor are all of them asexual.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!